MPACUK Action Alert: Do something! - Nick Clegg SUCCESS UPDATE!
Update: SUCCESS- After thousands of emails were sent to the Deputy Prime Minister over the Gaza Flotilla murders, Nick Clegg has called on Israel to lift it's 'unjustifiable and untenable' blockade of the Gaza Strip.
Mr Clegg said the situation in Gaza had become a "humanitarian catastrophe"... "Whilst, of course, Israel has every right to defend itself and its citizens from any attack, it must now move towards lifting the blockade in Gaza as soon as possible"
The Zionists have already mobilised a counter campaign to force him to re-tract. We urge you to email Nick Clegg and show how much you appreciate his comments.
Email Nick Clegg and thank him, also urge him not to buckle to the powerful Israeli lobby in the UK cleggn@parliament.uk
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Action Alert! Demand BBC to stop biased reporting
Just 50 complaints can stop the BBC's biased reporting on the Israeli Army's attacks on the unarmed civilians in the Freedom Flotilla.
Throughout this entire week whilst the flotilla has been getting closer to Gaza despite the numerous threats from the Israelis; the mainstream media (except the Guardian) have given the Freedom Flotilla barely any air time.
Just three simple actions by you can ensure that the crimes being committed by Israel are reported accurately:
1. Call the BBC on 0370-010-0222 (then choose 'Option 1' and then 'Option 3') to ask why they are being biased in their report when it is clear that the Freedom Flotilla has unarmed civilians and that the Israeli Army is the aggressor. Please include the following in your complaint:
- Why do they not provide balanced coverage by giving peace activists equal air time to the Israeli spokesmen?
- Why do they fail to question Israeli claims when Israel has previously been proven to have lied about attacks on peace activists such as Tom Hurndall?
2. Write to your MP via www.writetothem.com demanding your MP condemn Israel for it's actions and call for sanctions against Israel.
3. Tell all your family and friends to do the same
**UPDATED ACTION ALERT**
1 June 2010, 1:27pm: 48 hours after twenty unarmed civilians on board the international humanitarian aid flotilla to Gaza were killed by Israeli naval forces, there has been no clear information of the names of those murdered, what has happened to the British citizens captured on the ship, or what steps our government is taking to ensure they all return to Britain safely.
We demand that the Foreign Secretary immediately asks for the release of all British citizens; for the aid carried on the ships to be sent to Gaza and swift action to end the illegal siege.
TAKE ACTION:
1) Ring the FCO asking what action is being taken to secure the safe and speedy release of the British citizens on the Gaza flotilla
2) Email Nick Clegg (cleggn@parliament.uk) and your local MP (find via www.parliament.uk) to lobby the Foreign Secretary on your behalf calling for a safe and speedy return of those on the flotilla and for an immediate end to the siege on Gaza
Useful numbers
• Foreign office switchboard: 020 7008 1500
• Emergency 24 hour assistance for Britons Abroad: 020 7008 1500
• British Embassy in Tel Aviv 24 hour number for emergencies: 00972 3725 1222
• British Consulate for OPT: East Jerusalem, West Bank and Gaza Strip: 24 hour switchboard, 00972 02 541 4100
Some media outlets are trying to keep the story quiet - which just means we all have to work harder to let everyone know what is really happening.
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done! i expect every
Submitted by ShadowLite on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 8:56am.done! i expect every humanitarian and every muslims to protest about this in many ways they can! use ur voice, u have such a privalege to do so......speak about the oppression of israel loudly and not only the once!
You don't know what the word "Murder" means
Submitted by AndyChemx on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 9:03am."Murder" requires a predetermined decision to kill. Defense is not murder.
Decision Making and Zionist Cowards
Submitted by A Day in the Life Of..... on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 10:11am.That is just what it was. A pre-determined decision to kill unarmed civilians by Zionist butchers.
come on you muslims!
Submitted by NIGHT MAN on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 9:07am.share on facebook, and email all ur contacts, lets explode the media battle
This was a murder and
Submitted by NIGHT MAN on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 9:10am.This was a murder and massacre to innocent civilians, the racist zionist can say all they like we know how they work, thier country was formed from terrorist activity murdering palestinian women and children while they were sleeping at pre dawn
EMERGENCY PROTEST
Submitted by Viva Palestina on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 9:17am.MPAC PLEASE UPDATE THE WEBSITE WITH THE EMERGENCY PROTEST BEING HELD TODAY. SEE PALESTINE SOLIDARITY CAMPAIGN WEBSITE FOR MORE INFORMATION.
ANDYZIONIST THE BOATS WERE IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS SO WHAT DEFENSE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Attack
Submitted by Anonymous Coward 5 on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 9:56am.As i understand it the so called peace flotilla was offered the opportunity to dock escorted into another port and then the aid would be given to the palestinians but this offer was repeatadly refused,as is common with muslims it is your way or no way but israel does not bow down to bullying as so many other countrys do especially when the sole aim of islamic countrys is to wipe israel off the map and you wonder why they behave in the aggresive manner that they do?.Some of the comments from this website are an absolute disgrace against israel calling them zionist murderers kuff etc, etc and you expect sympathy these so called peace activists probably deserved everything they got ,they have a blinkered narrow minded view of the world and as i said before it is there way or no way with no compromise or negotiation.
appparantly u dont bow down
Submitted by ShadowLite on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 9:59am.appparantly u dont bow down to even the UN who say u treat palestinians less than animals.....
or anyone else who does happen to play ur games.....
Israel and zionists are nothng more than chilidish war mongerers who simply dont care about people's lives to get their petty ways....
Israel attacked the convoy in
Submitted by Abdullah on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 12:09pm.Israel attacked the convoy in international waters and it is illegal to attack such convoys and civilian aid activists bringing civilian aid!
"Mr Attack" what a Liar
Submitted by "Mr Attack" what a Liar on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 1:01pm.What a scum "Attack" liar, "as you understand"
You understand nothing, just pack of lies. Israel Defense Force is specifically de-humanised as part of their training so they have the minimalistic value for human (Muslim) life.
Not a single trustworthy news source reported the permission of docking flotillia in Palestinian waters instead they were told to dock far into Israeli territory and have the aid confiscated and thats the truth.
You lying scum.............
Murderous!
Submitted by Mohamed on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 10:37am.Mon, 31/05/2010
just sent this to my LOCAL MP;
Dear Zac Goldsmith,(My local MP!),
I hope you are well, sorry for the abrupt message.
I hope you will take ROBUST ACTION in respect of Israel's murderous crimes today against humanitarian activists in the
Gaza boat convoy.
yours sincerely,
Mohamed
(Kingston,Surrey)
israel
Submitted by phoniex on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 10:54am.they will more than likely plant a weapons cache on the boats and than call in the bbc and sky news to do the rest of there dirty work for them...
Have rang the BBC and given
Submitted by Abdullah on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 11:55am.Have rang the BBC and given them a piece of my mind for their disgraceful biased reporting - one just has to watch press tv or al-jazeera to see how biased UK media are!!!
You need to maybe add a
Submitted by Abdullah on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 12:05pm.You need to maybe add a complaint to the message about the biased reporting of UK media, especially the BBC - when one watches the various views presented on Press TV or al-Jazeera, one notices how much of a propaganda piece the BBC is and how biased it is!!! Disgraceful!
All done. Awaiting response
Submitted by Shahzad on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 1:14pm.All done. Awaiting response from the BBC. I am also leaving to go to the Demo, see you guys there.
Salaams
The isrealis are murderers.
Submitted by AndyChemx on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 1:23pm.The isrealis are murderers.
A good response: - The Muslim
Submitted by Abdullah on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 2:36pm.A good response:
- The Muslim community demand that the Arab regimes sever their Political, Economic, Military and Diplomatic relations with the Israeli State and for once side with their own populations who have openly championed for decades for their countries to punish Israel
- The Muslim community demand that the Muslim Governments must not mount pressure with words but with actions that will make the Israeli state think twice before following this course again in the future
- The Muslim community will work with the wider community and engage actively to create support for the Gazan’s and educate all about the history of the occupation of Palestine, Jordan and Egypt by the Israeli Regime
- The Muslim community strongly re-iterate that Zionism and Judaism are two separate issues which must not be confused. We are against Zionism, NOT Judaism. No hate crimes will be tolerated against Jewish communities residing in our areas
- The Muslim community call for the Arab armies to aid their brothers and sisters in this convoy with every possible effort and to send a strong message to Israel by bringing the armies close to the Israeli border, surrounding it, and mounting pressure on a united front.
- The Muslim community have experiences from similar events from December 2008 and will not be led to using their energies down routes which lead to nothing in the end except a few weeks of activities and then forgetting the issues for months to come.
- The Muslim community will NOT tolerate the Muslim communities mobilizing on this issue being tarnished with labels of extremism as was referenced by the former Home secretary, Jacqui Smith in January 2009 in light of the Prevention for violent Extremism (PVE) agenda.
- The Muslim community will act in the capacity as being part of a Global Ummah and will not be co-erced into following a British line on these events which pacify the people from taken positive action against a rogue state.
- The Muslim community will actively join hand with the activities of the rest of the Muslim Ummah in condemning these atrocities and be part of a Global movement for change calling for the resumption of the Khilafah State that will be the only real government that will act on the basis of Islam for these events
- The Muslim community will protest using Islamic Politics as their basis for action and not pragmatic activities and calls for minor changes.
- Islam is the source of our thinking and our actions and references to the solution for these events must comply with the Holy Book, Al Quran –al Kareem and the Prophetic Guidance of the Holy Messenger (Peace be upon him), his Sunnah. All other calls will be null and void where this is absent
I'm with you bro!
Submitted by Anonymous Tycoon on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 3:43pm.I'm with you bro!
Guys, I have to give it to
Submitted by @MPAC UK on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 5:25pm.Guys, I have to give it to you. I have been following your front page today, twitter, facebook etc.
You guys mobilised like no other muslim organisation.
Well done.
A law unto no one
Submitted by K. Urban on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 5:44pm.British papers are controlled.
British newspapers are controlled.
British businesses are controlled.
The British Broadcasting Corporation is controlled.
British liberal democracy is controlled and corrupted.
And who by?
Israel and its supporters.
And remember Netanyahu cancelled tomorrows meeting (on 1st June 2010) with Obama.
Shows who’s the boss doesn’t it?
Maybe you can show some
Submitted by Anonymous1 on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 1:52pm.Maybe you can show some research that indicates media is controlled by Israelis - Chomsky's research as well as medialens indiate corporate interests at work... thus the label "capitalism" sarcastically is used... no doubt Jews/Israelis are in the corporate mix but it's a little untrue to make statements like those you are making...
Israel is showing scant regard for human life, all a bit Nazi
Submitted by K Urban on Wed, 02/06/2010 - 6:40am.You'd like us to show this and that ....but you yourself hide behind the cloak of anonymity.
How about you show that it is NOT controlled by Israel and its supporters, bunging money at the parties, politicians and journalists.
Israel is showing scant regard for human life, it's all a bit Nazi.
Done
Submitted by Anisa on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 7:11pm.Thank you Mpack for making it easier to complain, i feel so sick at the bad reporting by the BBC!
Civic Action taken against illegal attack by bullies
Submitted by Anonymous Coward 1 on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 7:34pm.I have just mailed the folowing message to my MP:
"I have just seen the shocking reports about the savage illegal attack
on the unarmed humanitarian aid ships (going to ease the suffering
civilian people of Gaza) by the Israeli elite commandoes in
international waters.
The flotilla consists of a diverse mixture of civic society from
parliamentarians, authors, to a holocaust survivor & an 18 month old
child.
As my local MP, I would like to ask you to raise my heartfelt concerns
in the most appropriate civic fora. "
BBC is just lazy
Submitted by Cosa_Nostra on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 8:03pm.I saw them desperately seeking people who knew others or family members with the aid convoys. So far, they have only been picking ready made Jewish propaganda on youtube and Harry's Place.
Last Friday 94 Muslims were
Submitted by Aki on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 8:43pm.Last Friday 94 Muslims were murdered by fellow Muslims
Did we see protests on the streets by the faithful?
Did MPACUK mention those murders?
Having watched the videos of Israeli soldiers landing on ships with paintguns and then getting attacked by so called peaceful muslims they asked permission to use their handguns. 9 people dead and the Islamic world and MPACUK are claiming genocide.
Oh please, when its muslims murdering by the hundreds then its silence when its anybody else killing 10s there's a protest.
did u report the incident to
Submitted by ShadowLite on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 8:47pm.did u report the incident to MPACUK?
you pathetic cretin - you're
Submitted by Shimon on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 10:58pm.you pathetic cretin - you're clearly not being paid enough shekels to make substantive comments.
They were not Muslims but
Submitted by Frieds of Palestine on Sat, 05/06/2010 - 2:56pm.They were not Muslims but belong to the qadiani relegion.
My brothers I can see the BBC
Submitted by Mufti Asghar Bukhari on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 8:50pm.My brothers I can see the BBC will come to our side and start Israel Bashing just like my organisation. Sooner or later Sky news will follow because I have worked tirelessly trying to voice the truth out there and online. You see people it is very easy to manipulate everyone, here we have over 80,000 on our mail list. I speak about how to solve Israel once and for all. All we Muslims need to do is everyone become extremely active and all the Muslims of the world follow me and we speak against the Israel occupation. Once everyone accepts me as Caliph I will mix the mosques with men and women, make the women as Imam as well and sit in the mosque and talk about how we should deal with Israel.
My lovely followers we are living in the 21st Century. My sisters do not need to be at home looking after baby. Everything will be in the Mosque. The mosque will be a nursery, a market place, a newsroom, a social club for men and women, a hospital etc... I do not want Mullahs to interfere with our modern and politically active mosques OK. we will make sure we can do everything and anything that we can think of from all these mosques.
My lovely young and old buddas, time has changed we the Muslim have all the weapons, money and power to defeat Israel, let us go united and do that, we do not need anything else, not even pray to Allah as we already have all the means and most important of all we need to protect the palestinians from oppression. As for Fiqh once we have sorted out Israel then if we want to we can start praying but only if we want to OK.
You said, "we do not need
Submitted by Nazam on Mon, 31/05/2010 - 9:02pm.You said, "we do not need anything else, not even pray to Allah as we already have all the means"
Brother, this is not the right way of thinking nor is it according to our beloved Prophet's example. We need Allah in all our affairs and that includes making sincere supplication. With or without the means, Allah can still give us success or humiliation. Allah is not in need of us but we are in need of Him or even if we have the means but not Allah on our side than we have truly loss.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
Submitted by Anonymous Truth on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 2:17am.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYjkLUcbJWo&feature=player_embedded
Will 50 repetitions make the lie true?
You are a filthy liar. That is spelled L-I-A-R in case you didn't know.
If that is a true footage of
Submitted by Munim on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 2:27am.If that is a true footage of the soldiers being hit by activists then the israeli soldiers deserve it for their killiong of thousands of palestinians. Brave activists.
I notice one of the
Submitted by Oliver on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 4:18pm.I notice one of the protesters on the ships was an Arab-Israeli woman MK (member of the Israeli parliament). So much for the 'racist state'. Are there any non-Muslim MPs in Muslim countries? Are there even any effective democratic parliaments in Muslim countries?
You're such a bunch of f**king hypocrites on this site, it's puke-inducing.
//Are there any non-Muslim
Submitted by Anonymous1 on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 5:56pm.//Are there any non-Muslim MPs in Muslim countries?//
Forget non-Muslim MPs, we have non-Muslim rulers! Beat that!
EG Syria - Alawwis !
LOL Oliver just got TOLD! =D
Submitted by ShadowLite on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 5:58pm.LOL Oliver just got TOLD! =D
Iran has Jewish & Christian
Submitted by Anonymousnous on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 5:57pm.Iran has Jewish & Christian members of Parliament!
DONE!
Submitted by Freedom on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 6:15pm.Thank you MPAC, for your guidance on what to do!
Old Tony!
Submitted by Observe on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 6:27pm.Monday, May 31, 2010
Regretful Expressions
The Venerable Tony, Ascended Incarnation of the Vicar of Downing Street, chum of the sixteenth Daddy Goodspeak, personal confidant of Gideon, Jephthah, Ariel Sharon and the Pharisees, and Representative of the Middle East Quartet of (in descending order of importance) the USA, European Union, Russia and the United Nations, has expressed deep regret and shock at the tragic loss of life resulting from Israel's latest vanquishment of an existential threat (which, incidentally, appears also to have been an act of war by a nuclear power against a member of NATO with no suspected weapons of mass destruction). "I express deep regret and shock at the tragic loss of life," expressed the Venerable Tony, whose inner states are evidently too exalted to discuss these days. "There obviously has to be a full investigation into what has happened," said the Venerable Tony, without expressing whether the investigation should be held by Turkey, whose vessels were boarded in international waters, or by Israel, which was, as always, battling an existential threat. The Venerable Tony once again expressed his view that we need a better way of helping the people of Gaza than starving and bombing them, but again showed uncharacteristic reticence in expressing what that way might be. Perhaps, if someone were to throw money at him, the Venerable Tony might be persuaded to open up a little and express a clue or two?
The truth is here, you will censor this immediately:
Submitted by Zionist Kuffar on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 7:17pm.http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3897667,00.html
Probe reveals flotilla lynchers have ties to Global Jihad
Interrogation of Gaza aid sail detainees reveals some of passengers recruited specifically to attack Israeli soldiers. Suspects found to be carrying multiple weapons, cash
The ongoing interrogation of passengers who were aboard the Marmara – the Gaza aid flotilla's flagship – revealed that the majority of those who attacked the Israeli Naval Commandos boarding the ship have direct and indirect Global Jihad ties.
Israel's investigation has revealed some 100 people infiltrated the peace and humanitarian aid activists making their way to Gaza, with the explicit design to attack Israeli soldiers using cold arms.
Geared for Action
Navy braced to intercept next Gaza aid ship / Reuters
Ireland's prime minister urges Jewish state to allow Irish-owned vessel to complete its mission, discharge humanitarian cargo in Gaza
Full story
Some among that group are believed to have ties with World Jihad groups, mainly al-Qaeda.
The majority of suspects are Turks, but some are Yemenites and Indonesian. One Yemenite Islamist was photographed with a dagger in his belt prior to the raid.
The suspects are not cooperating with investigators. Most of them have no identification papers, and Israeli authorities are still trying to ascertain their identity.
Nevertheless, it is clear that the majority were recruited by the same IHH handler who organized the flotilla.
lol not only are u paraoid,
Submitted by ShadowLite on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 7:36pm.lol not only are u paraoid, but u dont seem to see that people expect israeli media to be heavily biased......and mean even the state wont bow down to world sense....
"In Israeli Prime Minister
Submitted by proud coward on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 7:57pm."In Israeli Prime Minister Moshe Sharatt’s personal diaries, there is an excerpt from May of 1955 in which he quotes Moshe Dayan as follows: “[Israel] must see the sword as the main, if not the only, instrument with which to keep its morale high and to retain its moral tension. Toward this end it may, no — it must — invent dangers, and to do this it must adopt the method of provocation-and-revenge...And above all — let us hope for a new war with the Arab countries, so that we may finally get rid of our troubles and acquire our space.” Quoted in Livia Rokach, “Israel’s Sacred Terrorism.”
“Moshe Dayan, the celebrated commander who, as Defense Minister in 1967, gave the order to conquer the Golan...[said] many of the firefights with the Syrians were deliberately provoked by Israel, and the kibbutz residents who pressed the Government to take the Golan Heights did so less for security than for the farmland...[Dayan stated] ‘They didn’t even try to hide their greed for the land...We would send a tractor to plow some area where it wasn’t possible to do anything, in the demilitarized area, and knew in advance that the Syrians would start to shoot. If they didn’t shoot, we would tell the tractor to advance further, until in the end the Syrians would get annoyed and shoot.
And then we would use artillery and later the air force also, and that’s how it was...The Syrians, on the fourth day of the war, were not a threat to us.’” The New York Times, May 11, 1997
Interesting, so the zionists
Submitted by ShadowLite on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 8:14pm.Interesting, so the zionists actually wanted to start a war with the 'arabs'.......
DONE
Submitted by NIGHT MAN on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 9:03pm.IV DONE EVCERYONE SHOULD EMAIL cleggn@parliament.uk
@Zionist Kuffar
Submitted by Gordon bennet on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 9:07pm.Those allegations are baseless and have always been baseless.
It does not stop apologists for colonialsm, extra judicial killingd and piracy such as yourself trotting it out. I swear the Hasbara propaganda is Goebellsesque in its mendacity.
Israels line is basically this : IT WAS ALL AN AL-QAEDA PLOT to stigmatise Israel. Worldwide caliphate bla bla bla. like I said Goebells said the same of the Jews.
Help the Muslim Ummah
Submitted by Ameerul Mumineen Asghar Tirmdhi on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 10:26pm.I was watching through some of my videos on youtube and i came accross some fundenetalist extremist who is bashing my idiology regarding modernism. I was gobsmacked and I didnt really know what to say or do. I always use my logic in everything but this fundemental guy says im wrong. How can I the Shaykh that I am be so wrong. I might as well dismantle this group altoghter. Watch the video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmp8K9P-pjU
Help the Muslim Ummah
Submitted by Ameerul Mumineen Asghar Tirmdhi on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 10:31pm.Adding to that I think I still bilieve women should rule us and the mosques should be more like a supermarket have lots of women around, it does not matter if they dont have hijaab as long as they are deeply concerned about Palestinians and put on nice perfume everytime they come to the mosque to socialise. InshaAllah everyone will follow my Ideology globally and I shall be the teacher of teachers.
What the blazes are u on
Submitted by ShadowLite on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 10:34pm.What the blazes are u on about?? u strange little person.....
oh right i see....well the
Submitted by ShadowLite on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 10:39pm.oh right i see....well the poeple decide what happens to them anyway. Im sure it says somewhere in Islam that people will get a leader that they deserve, democracy or no.
Our jobs as muslims, is to try to converted people hearts to Islam and in whch their civil mechanisms and insitituion will naturally follow suit...
eithe way its the people consent.....so whats ur problem with democracy?
Stand back Super Salafi is here!
Submitted by Super Salafi on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:22pm.Fear not everyone, Super Salafi is here.
Don't fear fellow Muslims, I'm here to rescue the day. I wear my beard really really long and my pants legs are rolled up so far, from a distant I look like I'm wearing shorts. Oh yes, brothers and sisters, I also wear my pants on the outside of my trousers just like superman. My mum brought them from M&S and I sewed the S on myself. I would of got my wife to do it, but no one will marry me, my mum says it's coz I'm too good for them, but my mate said it was coz I am unemployed and semi literate.
Well I'm here to save the day. I heard those pesky Israelis attacked a flotilla and killed 9 people, and that there was a Demo outside the Israeli embassy. Using my super Salafi powers I flew down, actually I took the bus coz my mum won't let me drive or turn the washing machine on unsupervised.
When I got there, there were some nice looking girls, who smelt really nice. I know this coz I was sniffing them until one of them said she'd call the police. I asked her if she'd wanted to marry me and she told me to 'Fuck off'. That's when I told her she wasn't a proper Muslim, and that she should only speak when a man allows her and that she should go home and to stop stamping her feet. I think she liked me but she was playing hard to get.
I then turned my super powers to the problem at hand, ......those pesky Israelis. I jumped onto the top of the embassy gates, actually it was the pavement coz I'm scared of heights and shouted to everyone to listen.
Everyone stopped and looked at me, I was so happy this is what I'd always wanted, I wanted to tell them what I knew the solution to the Israeli problem. They looked at me eagerly, their eyes filled with expectation and hope. They were looking at me to save them. My tingling Salafi senses were telling me this was the moment were I could save all my Muslim brothers and sisters. Except for that girl who said she'd call the police, she's going straight to hell. I raised my hands to the heavens and I said
"There is only one solution to this problem my brothers and sisters" The crowd leaned forward, collectively drawing in their breathe.
"You need to return to your Deen"
I think the rotten tomatoes were a bit uncalled for. Well if they want to do it the practical way, their all going to end up in eternal damnation. At least I saved my soul?
Super Salafi
Submitted by Anonymous on Tue, 01/06/2010 - 11:33pm.Get a life!
One could satirise MPAC in a
Submitted by Anonymous2 on Wed, 02/06/2010 - 12:14am.One could satirise MPAC in a similar way for their childish emulation of American Zionists dumping Quran, Sunnah and Muslim culture and heritage along the way... It's worse than the salafis!
So what are u doing to
Submitted by ShadowLite on Wed, 02/06/2010 - 4:29pm.So what are u doing to protect u brothers and sisters in palestine?
Akhs
Submitted by Slick on Wed, 02/06/2010 - 12:12am.Yo got tooooooooooooooo much time on your hands ,blood!
Man this is a master peice,
Submitted by musab on Wed, 02/06/2010 - 4:52pm.Man this is a master peice, someone please send this around the web, I am laughing so much my sides hurt.
Return the deen - class!
What a silly man taking the
Submitted by Munim on Thu, 03/06/2010 - 2:48pm.What a silly man taking the mick out of the Sunnah of the prophet Sallallahu Alaihi wasallam. Doesnt really care how big of a sin it is to take the mick out of Sunnah.
People like MPAC and its followers must understand how important it is to practice Islam completely rather than just be extremely political and not worry about piety. What do you think was the main elements in the life of the Sahaabah were in their victory over the non believers. Was that they were expert fighters and had state of the art weaponry. We must study the life of the Sahaabah to understand what it was that made them extremely vicotorious even though they had simple weaponry. Be patient and listen to this http://darulislam.info/index.php?name=UpDownload&req=getit&lid=1118 with an open mind.
Drooping Willy Hague
Submitted by F Ewell on Wed, 02/06/2010 - 6:44am.Anyone hear the wilting lilly of a political response by William Hague.
This was murder on the high seas Mr Hague .... show some British bottle.
Uninvited intruders
Submitted by Deen on Wed, 02/06/2010 - 7:40am.Dubai murder is incompatible with modern civilized society. They are not living in reality, not adopting to the neighborhood and still using others powers and achievement to their identity which means on their own they are noting. a parasite feeding of the host.
They were not ******* invited in the boat, just like they weren't invited in 1918.
Super Salafi
Submitted by Freedom on Thu, 03/06/2010 - 2:28pm.I understand your frustrations at those Muslims who practice one aspect of their Deen (prayer, beard etc) but not the other (using strategy and skill to defend the ummah), because I feel frustrated with them too. But I don't think we are going to get too far if both parties start to mock each other.
Anyway, someone told me that Nick Clegg has taken his statement back and changed it to something much more mild. Is this true?
I've been searching the net but can't find anything. Waiting for your response. Thanks.