Asghar Bukhari Apologises To Shiraz Maher for Stealing The Ring
It looks like the ugliest Muslim on earth has finally written an article about MPACUK, something he has made veiled threats about for some time now.
Every now and then when Shiraz Maher would call me, he would throw in a, ‘You do know how powerful I am?’ type comment and then, just in case I was not afraid enough he would add a, ‘I could have destroyed you because I write in a newspaper, don’t you know’ type comment as well.
I would always end up thinking why it is that dumb Asian bums always think they are more powerful than they are.
It’s like the Indian/Pakistani restaurant you go in and the restaurant owner has a photo of some famous star or MP shaking his hand. He is telling everyone, ‘Look, this important person knows me and that means I'm important too.’
In reality of course, the hardly famous or semi-powerful, low level politician shook the chap's hand and never thought about him ever again apart from when he is on the toilet asking himself, ‘Why the hell did I eat there?’
It is an Indian disease, always happy being the chief ‘chaa walaa’ while the real power is the man drinking the tea, not the one making it for him.
Maher, of course, has that chaa walaa disease in his genes – maybe his granddad gave it to him, who knows. You can just see how happy he was when Mr Powerful Right Wing Bigot offered him to be on TV or write an article: ‘Yes sir, right away sir, I will kick their brown Muslim arses for you sir,’ and off he trotted to do just that.
You see, a chaa walaa needs a master; he doesn’t have any self worth. It was taken away from him by endless images of his people being lower than the master race-type. That’s how they make Uncle Toms...they take away your confidence and then make you look down at your people. What you are really doing is looking down at yourself but you just can’t see it.
He must have thought the master would be over the moon when he wrote about myself & Inayat in this one article.
Like Gollum (Smegal) in the Lord of the Rings I can imagine him scurrying back to Sauron with the happy news, ‘Master - happy now? Master is my friend, Smegal write things about them; Smegal get them, yessss we will, didn’t we smeeeogal and smeogal strrrrrrrrangle them we will, evil they are, they hurts master, they not like master – but we will deal with them, yesssss we will, you will see, oh yes you will seeeeeee.’
Reading the article we couldn't really work out why he was so upset, other than because we oppose Israel and are called anti-Semitic for it... Err, he is a regular Sherlock Holmes dammit! A damned genius!
But it kind of went downhill after that, since it all seemed to me at least like a copy and paste job from some Muslim-hating, pro-Israel website. Do they all use the same stuff and just pass it around?
Still, it is not right to offend Shiraz Maher and unknown to the readers I have taken something from him to make him angry with me.
I want to tell Shiraz publicly that I am sorry for stealing the 'Precious'. It was just so nice to wear and well, it made me invisible, so stealing stuff was like, really easy and it was kinda cool dressing up like the Dark Lord and kicking people's arses - but it was wrong.
Now shut up, stop whining and make me a tea – two sugars and you better make it just as I like or I will tell master and he will get another little slave boy to wipe his arse.
P.S. Just as reminder to our readers, last year when Israel invaded Gaza, massacring Palestinian men, women and children with white phosphorus, it was Shiraz Maher that stated Britain's Muslims should condemn Hamas, not Israel.
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