Obama wins Nobel Peace Prize for not being a Murderer
President Barrack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, but we're not entirely sure what for.
He has been in power for just under a year, and hasn't really done anything apart from warn Pakistan that if need be it will be attacked, given the go ahead for a few more wedding party bombings in Afghanistan, assured Israel that it will get Jerusalem even though that goes against international law.
What's more, he has allowed attacks in Somalia, killing many innocent civilians there, turned a blind eye to his many Muslim friends who are tyrannical dictators, continued the building of illegal American garrisons in occupied Iraq despite the majority of Iraqi citizens wanting the Americans to leave and not to mention the continuation of funding fascist Israel 39 billion over the next decade.
So why has this prize really been given to him? Is it perhaps because he is less of a mug than the previous maniac in charge of the US? But really the question to ask is; is that a good enough criterion for what is now surely the discredited Nobel Peace Prize?