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Is this the funniest Muslim blog ever?

Calvin and Hobbes (c) Bill Watterson

Today we came across perhaps the funniest Muslim blog that we've ever read. Here's an extract from a recent article.

Okay folks here goes. Islam is the single biggest threat today facing the United States, the West, India and Easter Island. The Muslims want to kill you and eat your children. They are lying in wait for us to kill us wherever they can find us. Muhammad Ata, Sirhan Sirhan, Butros Butros Butros Ghali, the Blind Shaykh, Hosny Mobarak, King Abdallah bin Hussein, Umm Kulthum, Daoud al-Gaubatz, Amr Khaled and Shaykh Muhammad Tantawi all have one thing in common. They speak Arabic [except for al-Gaubatz and possibly King Abdallah] and if you can read Arabic you can unlock the key to their secret desires to impose Shakira Law upon the brain-dead liberal politically-correct West.
In fact, if these Islamofascists get their way. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Oh, f*** it. I just can’t do it. Frosty, I was trying to live up to your standards, you are just such a role model. I mean, like you and so many others, I thought I could make some money by getting on the Zionist Muslim Bashing Bandwagon [ZMBB] and say stupid bullshit stuff about Muslims so Americans would want to kill even more of them. Stuff so stupid that even a middle-schooler in Austin, Texas who listens to Alex Jones could refute if he could read, but my heart’s just not in it. I just can’t willingly participate in a propaganda campaign that leads to the mass murder of people because they stand in the way of Israel. Unlike Frosty and so many others, I guess I just don’t have what it takes to become a 21st century Julius Streicher.

Click over and read the full article at Mantiq al Tayr's blog.

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