| MPACUK EXCLUSIVE: Turn Scrap Metal into Gold |
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| Friday, 19 June 2009 | |
 MPACUK have recently been supplied exclusive information that enables
you to turn any amount of scrap metal into pure gold, using everyday
materials you’ll find in your kitchen. Learn more below…
Method
Step 1: Take the scrap metal and place in bowl with 2 teaspoons of lemon juice and the skin of a small aubergine (the fresher, the better) Step 2 .........................CENSORED!....................... (Sorry – censored) Step 3: ............................CENSORED!...................... (Sorry – censored) Step 4: .....................CENSORED!....................... (Sorry – censored) Step 5: Wait 20 minutes and your gold is ready! You will appreciate we have had to ‘black out’ certain bits of information for security reasons just as the Government had to censor certain details of MPs' expenses, but you should still have all the relevant details you need. See you soon in the Bahamas!    Readers have left 4 comments.
Imran Zain:
MPACUK being a bit 'tongue in cheek'... Now, now MPACUK!
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2009-06-20 15:45:57
T.E.SAMAD:
Cleverly done MPACUK. I get your point but i'm sure that the British government's tradition of censorship will continue because as we all know, they have a lot to hide.
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2009-06-20 17:09:34
Islamic Torch:
I think it takes more then 5 steps and its not 20 minutes it's 19 minutes and 34.05 seconds and it has to be at room temperature whilst the song GOLD by Spandua Ballet is being played at volume setting 6 in stereo of course.
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2009-06-22 14:37:09
neo:
omg ....your right it really works... point 2,3,4 just add garlic and corriander , oh and 1oz adrak
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2009-06-26 09:00:22
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